Her: Guess what, Mummy?
Me: Yes, darling?
Her: My beautiful blue eyes don't fit in my eyeball!
Hairdresser and me in unison: Pardon?
Her: Well, you can't see the top and bottom of my beautiful blue eyes - they don't fit in!!
She's lucky really - Exophthalmus is a medical condition that she will do better without!!
Ah! As Art Linkletter said all those years ago, Kids really do say the darndest things!!