Today my daughter had a haircut. She's done this to me before, a couple of times, and I take it as a personal affront. She does this solely to traumatise her mother. This is true. I know it.
She is not allowed to grow up so quickly. It just is not right. Next thing I know she'll be 18 and heading off to University or getting married or something equally unimaginable.
Can somebody pass the chocolate? Please?