...well mine anyhow!!
You can't imagine how happy I am to be typing this right now. My modem crashed and burned during the week and I've had no Internet access for days. That means no YouTube, no Google and no Blogger. No FaceBook, No Twitter. My life has had no meaning. I have been adrift in a cyberspaceless abyss. I have been devoid of distraction, left to educate my daughter alone with no online support, no videos, no dictionary, no translation, no atlas. Most terrifying of all I haven't been able to talk to you. I love my blogging pals!! I've taken to biting my nails, twirling my hair and binge eating. I have developed a series of worrying tics.
I've missed you all so much!!!!!!!
My darling husband seeing my distress swooped into the rescue this afternoon. He looked so handsome in his sexy blue suit; red satin boxer shorts flapping alluringly over his trousers. Tucked under his arm was a new modem. I have never been so in need of a superhero before...and to think that I am actually married to him!!
Anyhow, to cut a long story short, I'm back on the air!! Have you missed me? Did you even notice that I was missing?
I have some great posts saved to Word which I shall upload and post very soon - just as soon as I check my facts on the Internet. I'll be catching up with all of your blogs too - as soon as I have a chance. I haven't seen many of you since Christmas. I can't wait to discover what Santa brought you and what you resolved to do at New Year and how many of those same resolutions you've broken already. I resolved to read through the Bible in a year. That's going well...I've had nothing else to distract me after all!!
Right now, though, I have a date.
With my superhero.